Vitamin G

One of the most common ailments afflicting humanity is discouragement. If left untreated, discouragement and other bummers may lead to depression, anxiety, rage or despair. Vitamin G is an excellent antidote to this disease. Every first aid kit should contain this bliss-enhancing vitamin.

Directions: For mild discouragement, take one tablet while remembering something that makes you grateful. For bummers, take two tablets while wiggling your ears. For fatigue, take 3 tablets and lie down with eyes closed for 30 minutes (or as needed). For anger, take 4 tablets with a glass of forgiveness. In cases of major disappointment, share several tablets with another person. In emergency situations, take 5 Vitamin G tablets in the company of a good friend.

Ingredients: Gratitude, encouragement, love, hope, and faith. Chocolate M&Ms used as inert filler.

Note: May contribute to joy, optimism, charity, hope and exuberant, enthusiastic energy.

Efficacy: Rigorous, double eye-opened, scientific studies demonstrate that Vitamin G improves the lives of people who take it.